The a-hole who fills the sandwich condiment stand with sweet pickles rather than dill pickles struck again.

"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon) 12/21/2016 at 14:34 • Filed to: Lunchopnik

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Work cafeteria woes - I was looking forward to a great philly cheese steak with a side of pickle but instead I am eating a highly fattening mediocre cheese steak and the garbage can is choking on some monstrosities that dare be named pickle. Two more day until Christmas break! What’s for lunch?

BKosher84 > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 14:37

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That mother fucker. Time to burn the place to the ground....

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 14:38

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Dill, hell yes. Habenero dill even. Bread and butter? DIE

Party-vi > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 14:38

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Sweet. Pickles. Are. Delicious. Fight. Me.

HammerheadFistpunch > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 14:41

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Sweet pickles are an abomination on the level of carbonated gravy (Root Beef)

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 14:45

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Obviously you are not a refined food connoisseur like myself. Enjoy your sweet ‘pickles’.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 14:45

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This is pretty clear. If the pickles are chopped up, it’s safe to assume it’s sweet pickle relish. If the pickles are sliced into spears, they are probably dills. Crinkle cut (wavy) slices are often, but not necessarily, dill. The brands I buy use crinkle cuts for dill, smooth slices for bread & butter. Some other brands use crinkle cuts for both.

Jonee > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 14:46

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Ugh. My sympathies.

Nick Has an Exocet > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 14:51

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I have so many feels about this. It depends entirely on the situation. Both pickles are totally valid in certain circumstances. That said, with a cheesesteak, gimme a half sour.

BKosher84 > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 14:54

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TONY PACKOS PICKLES OR NOTHING

Steve in Manhattan > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 15:10

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99 Miles to Philly does a pretty good sandwich up here.

Chariotoflove > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:15

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You are pathetically, tragically wrong. But, I believe in freedom, and therefore I support your right to be so and to display your shame on the internet for our amusement.

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/21/2016 at 15:16

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Even bread and butter is less vomit inducing than sweet.

Chariotoflove > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 15:19

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This, in addition to the usual Lean Cuisine freezer “meal”. The grad students put out treats in the conference room in appreciation of us faculty mentors.

Stapleface > HammerheadFistpunch 12/21/2016 at 15:21

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Hey, Root Beer is awesome. Well, good root beer anyway.

HammerheadFistpunch > Stapleface 12/21/2016 at 15:23

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Oh I love root beer, just not root beef

Stapleface > HammerheadFistpunch 12/21/2016 at 15:26

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Oh, didn’t even see you said root beef. duh. lol

PartyPooper2012 > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 15:37

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If I were you, I would go on strike. Leave a large sign by your desk - Dill Pickles NOW or I ain’t coming back*

*Till After holiday

smobgirl > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 16:10

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No.

Party-vi > smobgirl 12/21/2016 at 16:19

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boo and hiss

DynamicWeight > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/21/2016 at 18:18

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We got taken out for dim sum as engineering appreciation! Woo. Though honestly, I don’t get the big whoop about dim sum. Tapas is better.